Once again no plans tonight…

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The next time you hear someone say technology is making us antisocial…

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Mind if I comb over?

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Our human is an a$$-hole…

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Do you see the peeping Tom in the lineup ma’am?

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If a woman needs this many brushes to put on her face…

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Guitar… it does a body good

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Check out the Beerd

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Should you whip it?

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My sex life is like a Ferarri… I don’t have a Ferrari

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