Janey

My Mom says I’m special

February 9, 2024 by Janey

Aah finally in bed? I have to pee

February 8, 2024 by Janey

It’s so shiny. I must murder it

February 8, 2024 by Janey

I need a job where I work one hour a week and get paid a thousand dollars a minute

February 8, 2024 by Janey

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat

February 7, 2024 by Janey

I did the math. We can’t afford the cat

February 7, 2024 by Janey

I don’t have all, not even some of my ducks in a row

February 7, 2024 by Janey

Nope, haven’t seen him all day?

February 6, 2024 by Janey

If a priest blesses an avocado would it be Holy Guacamole?

February 6, 2024 by Janey

I scream, you scream, the police come, it’s awkward

February 6, 2024 by Janey