It must be on sale…

You had one job… one job!

The shadow always tells the truth…

When you see it, you will laugh…

When you’re upset… just imagine a T-Rex making a bed

When you take a selfie to get a pic of the hottie behind you…

Okay one hug… quick while no one is looking

Always open the car door for a girl when you are on a date…

If you watch Godzilla backwards…

Right. Grab the camera… I’ll just wait